Damn. Thank you for sharing this here, Alyaza!

Once again I find myself thinking, “Dammit, Google!”

Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)

Agreed! This is an awesome comment. Thank you for putting it all into words so well! :)

I think it doesn’t seem like a kind post like Beehaw is supposed to be. I’m also not sure why it’s in the ‘humor’ community.

You’re my favorite customer!

User-Agent: bender

Disallow: /my_shiny_metal_ass

Ha!

Just in case it makes you feel any better: I’m a native English speaker who always aced the reading comprehension tests back in school, and I read it the exact same way. Lol! I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. :)

Yikes! Thanks for sharing this, OP.

Ooh, I looked it up and it sounds interesting. I look forward to figuring it out and experiencing it for myself, thanks! :)

Cover that butthole, averyminya!

One toke is over the line? Sweet Jesus!

Outlook.com, duh!

Please feel free! I’m glad you liked it enough to steal it and comment saying so. :) That made me smile!

Mine, too!

beehaw is also a separate software implementation that is mostly compatible with lemmy but still distinct. I’d recommend switching to a lemmy instance

You’re mistaken; Beehaw does use Lemmy software for now. I think maybe you’re thinking of kbin/mbin instances, or maybe you heard about Beehaw planning to move off of Lemmy software and misunderstood.

Of course! :)

You must be quintuple responsible!

I’m not even 16, why do I feel ancient

I don’t know if this will help you, but I think that’s pretty normal. I felt similarly at your age in some ways and in other ways I felt like a baby, depending on how I looked at things. I still feel that way and I’m twice your age! It’s weird. Growing up is weird. I feel for you. 💖

That cute little mascot is just gosh darn precious!

Hell yeah! This comment is spot-on and it totally rocks and so do you.