How dare you!

Sloths and praying mantis’ can fuck right off, they give me the creeps!

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

“I’ve been on fire, and yet I’ve still stayed frozen”

CAKE No Phone

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

Treat yo’self!

That’s just like, your opinion man.