I mean American food is just British food plus corn.

Huh? I pronounce it ‘al-bite’ because idk it sounds German.

Or her front business

Wow! I haven’t heard of omegle since I left memebase in 2013.

A reimagined Star Wars as if it was made by Stanley Kubrick.

Wait till you hear about Jehova’s witnesses.

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

The dealer advised him not to remove it because it might ruin the paint, and he won the lawsuit