We already know that cops are incompetent. We would just like it if they weren’t also doing the occasional murder.

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

Adam’s target audience must be teenagers. That was hard to watch.

I like how each subsequent time the dollar amount is mentioned, you learn that the previous number had been rounded up.

Man awarded $1m is glad to receive $900,000. That $898,000 will make him feel better but is $897,600 really adequate compensation? However, it’s kind of unfair that the tax payers end up footing this $897,550 bill.

It fits right in with this bad cop story.

Haha, people choose the language that supports the narrative they’re peddling.

When emphasizing how bad Trump’s actions were, he cheated on his wife with a porn star. When trying to make it no big deal, he had a fling with an escort.

When trying to humanize Stormy Daniels, she’s an adult film actress. When trying to tear her down, she’s basically a hooker.

No, Sodium like the PlayStation game Sodium.

I don’t really know how the different economic classes are defined. It seems like everyone who isn’t either wealthy or homeless likes to believe that they’re middle or upper-middle class. I’d argue that if you can’t afford a home, you’re low or lower-middle class.

This is not meant to be a judgement against people who can’t afford homes. If anything, I’m just pointing out the horrible income inequality and how the “vanishing middle class” has indeed vanished, to a large extent.

Well, in our capitalist, corporately run oligopoly, its essentially the owners’ and managers’ responsibility to have as few employees as possible and to get them to do as much work as possible, to maximize shareholder profits. If being stressed makes you do more work, they want you to be stressed.

The customer already rings themselves up half the time, as it is. What else can we get them to do?

Should the customer bring the cart back? Probably. Would you like them to also sweep the floor if they track in any dust? Why don’t we have the customers just get the products they want off of the truck? Why do we need these companies to pay employees for any of this?

Haha. Well, I agree with you. I think they should pay 100%. I’m saying that its good that the needle is moving.

Its a good start! Lets send them all digging through their cars. Especially when we know that each of these people actually has far more than a few coins that fell between the seats.

There will always be some perspective from which the impact of anything can be minimized.

What is the significance of your life, when viewed from the scale of the universe? It’s utterly meaningless from this perspective. However, your existence is quite significant to that spider you squished.

Jonas Salk created a polio vaccine that saved countless lives, but whyd he even bother when there are so many other causes of mortality?

Hawaii, I hope you all got that larger than life D.

They are stored solar energy! Releasing the energy also unfortunately releases the carbon into the atmosphere.

I donated blood once a couple of years ago. Afterwards, they called me several times a week for like a year. They still call me like once a month. I can’t get them to stop. They have called me hundreds of times. I’ll never donate again.

You seem knowledgeable. How can I increase my methane output?

I’m going to reply with an anecdotal no.

On my hardware, cinnamon “feels” faster than plasma.

“Nobody goes there anymore. Its too crowded!”

I looked this up because I was wondering wtf you’re talking about.

https://www.macrotrends.net/states/california/population

To your credit, the line does dip slightly down a pixel or two at the end there. Nice exodus.