I dated a girl from Seattle once, but then she moved to Washington.

I live in “what”

My bird feeder is for cat entertainment purposes anyway. Cats seem equally happy with birds or squirrels. Not a boomer but I guess I’d understand if I wanted to see birds.

I know there are laws where you can’t travel to certain countries with criminal convictions. Like if you have a DUI you can’t go to Canada. Surely a child rape conviction should keep you out of France.

I thought the Nitro EV was a pretty normal EV

A guy in a rugby jersey, with the build of a rugby player, grabbed me by the shoulders and shouted in my face “I don’t care if I die tonight!” And headbutted me right in the forehead After I told him I didn’t have a cigarette. Luckily I was with 6 friends, they took care of it.

Beer flavored peanuts. It tasted like a beer burp. It was, different…

First part of his speech “Men should be present with their families and active in their communities” okay, yeah. Amen brother. “Women should be homemakers” oh goddammit Last part of his speech “be proud, not the sinful month of pride proud” FFS man, shoulda stopped at the first part.

https://youtu.be/GDtiO29v1Ac?si=c0C49NobfGr_lMmT

“I signed a contract that forbids me from saying anything negative about this game. I am therefore contractually obligated to say nothing”

This reminds me of the time all the papers were reporting on the replica of a us aircraft carrier in the desert. The hysteria “they’re using it for target practice!”. Yeah, duh. What, you think the US navy doesn’t prepare to sink Chinese ships? Or British ships for that matter? So what?

Me “What’s the difference between a bathtub and a toilet?”

Yan Chenglong “Idk. What?”

Me “Please leave my house”

Looks like we’re gonna have to sink the other half of their Navy this time.

It only took a couple hundred years for them to respond to all the theft they did? Better late than never I guess.

I live in the Philippines and get ads for cock fighting.

Last time I checked “Police Officer” wasn’t a protected class you little snowflakes.