You guys are alright. Don’t go to 5th Avenue tomorrow.

I’d kill for a Hetap.

Not even that.

More like “You can’t stop us as long as we go through the motions.”

Biden would just veto whatev-

Nah I couldn’t even finish the sentence.

“Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don’t include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can’t accept it.”

-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.

Oh, hey, my Democrat senator from downtown Denver voted against it. Guess I have a phone call to make.

Counterpoint: There’s a correlation between being forced to have a child you’re not ready for and having your fucking life ruined.

I suspect they did it so people wouldn’t be put off from buying something close to expiration.

In fairness to the people I worked for, they only put it on stuff with a short shelf life anyway, so it was all fairly close to expiring. Also, it was a convenience store. Most people ate it right away.

It might be the Julian date (I have no idea where the name comes from) which is just basically January 1st is 001, December 31st is 365, and the rest of the year is between. So this would be around December 15th.

We used it for food expirations on some things at the convenience store I used to work at.

Go for it. It’ll get overturned in court and we’ll get more news coverage of why Trump getting removed from the ballot is valid, but Biden getting removed isn’t.

Misleading title. No important EU official told Biden “Nobody takes him seriously”, some random guy on Twitter said it.

I don’t think these people read good.

It was kind of a slow burn. Every time I heard a new argument against the existence of God, I’d repeat to myself, “Just because I can’t think of the answer doesn’t mean there isn’t one.” You can only say that so many times before it starts to feel like you’re being stubborn.

Probably the most compelling argument was, to me, the contradictory nature of an all-knowing God existing in the same reality as free will.

I decided I was an atheist (logically) a long time before I started to feel like an atheist (emotionally). What pushed me over the line there was when it was pointed out to me the sheer arrogance of looking out at the massive, incomprehensible scale of the universe and saying, “the creator of that really cares about me in particular.”

So now I say I’m an atheist, somewhere between gnostic and agnostic. I can’t rule out the existence of something that could be called God by someone’s definition, but I’m confident the abrahamic god, the one I grew up with, can’t exist.

We can mitigate it with responsive boards and authorities, but this disconnect between the owner and resident (the same disconnect that sometimes leads to tenants trashing the property) is inherent to the system. As long as renting a primary residence is a thing, the problem isn’t going away. Not fully.

I don’t disagree, and I’ve had landlords that were decent people who took good care of the properties. Still, the fact that someone can neglect their property and make it mainly someone else’s (the tenant’s) problem is just another reason this system sucks.

Soon, flat earthers all over the globe will rise up!

It’s environmentally friendly to get executed.

Probably.

The writing is too good for it to be a Bethesda game.