Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

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They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

Lol your 12! Get in your grave grandpa

Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

Finally some fad I can identify with, except I’m not a girl. And I’m not pretty. And I’m not Syndrome. But everybody treats me like gold (I’m heavy and malleable)

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Anti-war crimes -> Pro-Palestine -> Antisemitic

I think I’ve got it in two!

I’m not French. You’re French.

This is why English is such a pathetic language. Many languages have the same word for both (tortue, Schildkröte, tortuga, tartaruga…). So if you put the animal in the water and it says “Mais je suis une tortue, abruti”, you can ignore it and keep your smug smile (see panel 1).

Conversely, I should maybe try to use the /s thingy and stop thinking people can read my mind. Will I learn this lesson today? Hmmm

Sorry if this was not clear, but it was only a joke. I assure you, I only subscribe to first-quality ideologies.

If you use Firefox, you are a communist; and if you are a communist why would you need the glorious tools of corporate communication? Just make do with rotten turnips as Lenin intended

The cats are ruining my life

How nice of them. I hope I can pay for this feature!

Maybe you should think twice before posting this kind of uncompassionate drivel.

Some of these people died because they trusted the prescription from their doctor. Not everybody is able to read and understand scientific literature, and they might have to rely on the authority of someone they trust. Some doctors believed, against all evidence, that this was the right thing to prescribe and some patients took their word for it.

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

Now there’s LinkedIn between Facebook and Instagram

Some things never change