Great Parks and Rec episode

The width of a scarf matches the height of a human neck, so a scarf for an ostrich would look closer to a blanket. That or a tube sock.

Edit: I just realized, given the length of the ostrich and relative proportions, a human scarf would be closer to a decorative necklace or choker.

Good post! It may seem obvious to some but sometimes bad habits get handed down especially from parents/borrowing cars.

I can relate to the “how the fuck is being a concerned human being extreme/poltical?” energy in the post hard.