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This sentence is incredible.

When I was 10/11 we went to Florida to visit family/go to the Disney world or land, water parks, etc… as Alaskans this was a big hot awesome vacation trip and we flew for a day and a half to get there.

Two cousins were there and they were the same age as my brother, around 13/14. It was swiftly decided that I wasn’t allowed to play with them or go anywhere with them. If we went swimming, all 3 would dunk me. One time we went to watch a rocket launch, and they were being so mean to me it made my mom start silently crying.

So, obviously, I went to Disney with everyone and experienced the entire park just me and my grandma, who needed to rest often.

It is worth mentioning that my father had died a year or so earlier.

Yeah, that vacation was really upsetting, I am 37 and still get depressed about it sometimes

OH LOOK A ONE TWO DAY OLD ACCOUNT

Both of you are idiots, I’ve been a caring and empathetic person my entire life!

FWIW, the amount of security guardsin Florida is pretty small at 0.4032%. I don’t know the percent of those who carry for work, but the number of cops that carried (all data 20/21/22) was also small at 0.246%. Combined, that gets us to the measurable number of Job Guns at .649% of the population in 21/22.

The idea that these people’s hindrances should even be acknowledged, let alone come into consideration when making or tossing out laws, is fucking absurd.

Was this a good stick?

You don’t remember, but we shook hands a while ago and through some Freaky Friday transitive biological process, I took all your bruises and combined them with my own. I was embarrassed my hex backfired, so I didn’t tell you. Sorry!

Get Fucked! : the Game of Good Guys!

Multiplayer, everyone draws cards to pick an alignment, Alpha Males or Beta Cucks. The goal is to draw a Useless Whore™️ card for a Dumb Slut who has agreed to go on a date with you. Each class of Useless Whore has various but similar tasks for the players achieve to Get Fucked!

Bonus points for Consensual Sex on a Date, but points dwindle from there! If you draw a card that has a Monstrous rating of 4 or less, 4 being the closest to Rape That Might Carry An Indictment down to 1, Unreported Stalker Molestation™️, you will continue to progress to draw your next Useless Whore card! The first Good Guy to gather two Useless Whore cards to Get Fucked! wins the game!

Earn points early to have one Monstrous action taken off your tab!

Try our other game, Good Guys Jr.! For a more child appropriate adventure to turn your character into a real life Good Guy! Ages 0-13

Well shit, I loved the pun chains!

I’ve only seen it with subs. I have read on an old thread that the dubs are pretty good, but I haven’t given them a shot. Maybe I will try on my 5th watch!

I have given it a 2nd-3rd-4th go, each time with a new friend who hasn’t yet seen it. And, no joke, I still pick up on a TON of details I’ve missed before. It’s just… so good

Are you questioning my resolve?? My resolve…!?

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT HOT FRESH NOG!

smh some people…

Get outta here with that Hot Fresh Nog!

Is my new favorite thing to say.

You can’t have emojis just say what you feel!

Well shit. I think you just helped me have a breakthrough.

I did NOT expect the comments to be so divisive on this

I’d say a contributing factor could be tv/films. It’s very common to see the divorced/dumped/bereaved/generally lonely people heating up frozen food and pushing some meat puck around with a fork, feeling pretty close to ending it all… it’s just dumb social commentary but I think it shares some blame for the “universal view” of one person heating up a frozen dish being kind of pathetic

Hey though, it gives the extra benefit of knowing who else there is Alaskan from knowing glances! I definitely notice them immediately when I’m out of AK

For fun, I recommend challenging your partner to a “most talented loser” set of games. Set up rules (like, you can’t just immediately tank and end the game) and play like you make the worst decision each opportunity. If you have choices between smart moves and really dumb moves, choose the dumb ones. That way, one of you ends up accidentally winning.

As a kid, my brother had really awful sportsmanship but whenever we played to lose, it was far more fun and silly