Trump: makes incorrect claim

Moderator: Actually there is no evidence that happened

Trump: well I saw it on TV! Someone said it on TV! Someone wouldn’t just go and say something on TV if it wasn’t true!

Shouldn’t the president of the country have a bit of higher standard of evidence than “I saw someone say it on TV”?

Explain the joke

I just make all of my passwords password123 then I don’t have to worry about memorizing them

There they go blaming society for being too afraid to have a conversation with their partner again…

He looked at me. And I looked at him. And he looked at me. And I looked at him. And he says what did you want again?

Ah, the Neil Peart drum kit solution

I do as I am commanded. The kitty has been pet.

Hahahuaha jokes on them, they don’t know I have a cat so I am sharing a chair with a female at this exact moment in time!

I used to play a high level monk and had, I don’t even remember now, but something like 20-30 attacks per turn. Rolling for all that was bad enough. If you were playing with actual dice rolling 120d4 would give everyone else a chance to go to the store every time you took a turn.

At least they get invited to them. You have to be real sad and lonely to act like you do.

Leave some empty so you can jack up the prices on the others. You have to hire less staff and have less expenses and still make more overall.

Everyone knows that… that’s what they mean by free, free to use. Why do you think people don’t know this? Did you just figure it out or something? Are you seriously that slow?

They say it’s free but that’s how they get ya. It’ll only cost your soul!

What do you expect? “We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here!”

People who are so uneducated that they think funding public education is a bad investment are great proof of why we need better public education…

Considering it is such a small percentage of the budget and they have developed so much useful technology (https://www.howtogeek.com/831363/these-nasa-innovations-are-all-around-us-everyday/)

I would say, take the money from other things that suck, like handouts to the rich and wasteful military overspending which would easily cover the things we need to cover. Defunding NASA would contribute to the dummification of the country and is a terrible idea.

Smolitov’s! D’awww! The revolution will be cutified!

Because otherwise it might seem weird to offer people an egg for trying times

Ah this brings back the memories of the race to close pop-ups as you can hear your parents coming home. For every one you close, three pop up to take it’s place. You can hear the key in the lock. Sweat pouring down your face you finally do it, you hit the last X and nothing new pops up. You have defeated the pop-ups… this time.

No, people are responding to what you said. Maybe what you wrote doesn’t impart your meaning as well as you thought it does.