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Make sure you swallow them when you’re done chewing.
I didn’t either, but I moved out anyway. If you have a car, you have a home.
You guys have dreams?
Just give me the bullet points, thanks.
I live with my fingers on both buttons at all times.
I’m a big fan of the 12ft skeleton fad. Especially when they stay up and become Christmas decorations.
I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.
And let’s be honest, they can’t understand why.
Well, this just confirms what I knew all along: I’m nobody.
I’ll do it for $10.
After I had kids I found Satanism and became a communist. I have no idea what your friends are doing but they’re doing it wrong.
Check, check, check, check, check and check.