True, and this time “The House” wasn’t the casino.

I hear they like turtles.

I have to make do with the cards I’ve been dealt, unfortunately. Part of me wants to flip the table, but that is only going to make things worse.

“defending itself”

Right. Keep telling yourself that. When someone punches you in the nose, you don’t get to kill him, his family, his friends, and everyone who ever encountered him or knows of his existence and claim you’re just defending yourself.

Guess I forgot to include that they also have to have a nonzero chance of getting elected.

Well if someone actually good ran for President I’d vote for them. Until then, I’ll have to make do and vote for the person who isn’t actively trying to make the US as nightmarish as possible.

3 teaspoons in a tablespoon.

16 tablespoons in a cup

4 cups in a quart.

3x16x4=192 teaspoons in a quart.

TIL the dad from Smallville was played by a comic book villain.

I think they meant good and bad in terms of skill level, not moral alignment.

As a satisfied owner of a Brother laser printer, I can safely say I would never want anything else.

I just looked it up out of curiosity, and Minnesota’s old flag is boring and generic AF. It was a member of the “state seal on blue” club.

The mods in the world politics subreddit got lazy and stopped doing their jobs, so people started posting porn there in protest. The hive mind did as the hive mind does, and, inspired by the Trees/Marijuana Enthusiasts thing, someone created a subreddit called Anime Titties in order to talk about world politics.

Well, “Jewish Holocaust Denier” certainly wasn’t on my bingo card.

A newt!?

That’s why if you absolutely need an extension cable, you should get one that’s just long enough and can handle the current. I have my toaster oven on a heavy duty, 2 foot extension cord because the nearest outlet is just barely too far away. If the cord came out the other end of the toaster oven, I wouldn’t need the extension.

You thought it would be a new yellow guy, but it was I! DIO!!

Next thing you know, he’ll turn into this guy.

that guy with crazy demon eyes

Kenneth Copeland?

I support the civilians. Both governments can go slather themselves in honey and take a hike in bear country.