No shit, Sherlock
Not the same as 10hr nyan cat or bacon pancakes
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
With vbox I don’t think you can do that, nor with any other hypervisor delivering full virtualization. You could try with a paravirtualization, like Xen, and see if you can trick the OS
Note that I don’t know if windows is supported as a paravirtualized guest.
So you "self"host elsewhere?
I’m not sure if your issue is narcisism or bestiality