kurikai

And nothing will be done about it.

You wont sign it with your cert. You will pay a company to sign it for you. I suggest using the ipa managed self signed one for easier maintanence

They can use sack barrows and pallet jacks.

And after the number. They want a selfie

Yep do old school gaming on it.

https://github.com/LizardByte/Sunshine Goes hand in hand with moonlight

And can use syncthing to sync between your devices