No matter how you feel about them, when your mate shows you his new electric car you still greet him with a request for a pint of semi skimmed.

£ is from a country that does not have states

This is a rare case where the Aussies are right. It was named fairy floss by its original inventor

Because you like poorly maintained hacky amateur install scripts

I once ran a computer training course in a room with motion activated lights. Every time I set the trainees an exercise the lights went off. I told them that when it need happened I wanted them all to raise their arms and wave because “many hands make light work”

It amused me, anyway.

Radio Espantoso introduced me to a whole genre I never knew existed