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Cake day: July 19th, 2023

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    4 days ago

    Ooh, damn that’s rough!

    I think we had some bars over asphalt/concrete/cement (I dunno, it was a big solid surface that was also the parking lot, the kickball diamond, the wiffle ball field, and where we had all of our field and track days) but I only ever fell off the ones over the rocks. I do remember friends with broken teeth or busted noses from that, tho.


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    I think wood chips were added later (after I was out of that school) “for safety” and then rubber mulch was an even later upgrade.

    And when did something soft go in the playground area? Waaaay later, the school got actual grass in the playground - instead of playground equipment. 🙄 Building was closed within a few years of that happening.




    • Pet an animal friend, or a friend’s animal, or a friend. Probably ask the friend first, or maybe don’t.
    • Don’t be afraid to hug your mom/kid/cousin/friend.
    • If animals and friends elude you, find a stuffed animal/monster/alien/person that will let you cuddle if for no other reason than because it has no choice.
    • Watch cartoons or sitcoms or romcoms, and deliver some good feels into your brain.
    • Look for eyebleach (not literally bleaching your eyes!), and try to put the terrible thing behind you.

    Good luck!
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  • … just throw the second one away if nobody orders an espresso while it’s still fresh. In a moderately busy bar excess espresso shots are not really a problem.

    I used to hang out at a coffeehouse (in high school, I’d go with friends or alone - just to sit and read/write/draw) and the proprietors would always make a fresh pair of espressos for the one shot that would go into the latte or americano, then offer me the leftover shot of espresso (when it wasn’t very busy and it would have gone to waste). But yep, two shots were made, every time.

    It sometimes pays to be a regular someplace 😸





  • Like, how do you aim it?

    The generic and basic ones you might have to sit in a slightly different position depending on where you sit, but the more expensive ones have an arm that you can move forward or backward to aim where you need it. I use it almost all the way forward, husband uses it most of the way back.

    How do you dry off?

    Ours has a fan - you can adjust how warm the air is and how hard it blows (I don’t like it too warm because it feels like it burns my asshole). You use the fan to get as dry as you want to - a lot like the machines that dry your hands at public restrooms, actually. When you’re done, you’re either dry enough to pull up your pants and wash your hands, or you use a lot less tp to dry the last few droplets.