“Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?”

COMEFROM is my go to function;

I… I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for…

Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!

And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos… you order some stuff online and get food delivered.

Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!

I’ll get the plunger…

Wait, you play games to have fun and not as a duty? What about “pride and accomplishment”? ;)

The moment I embraced easy mode was when Assassin’s Creed Odyssey was like: “Is the gameplay we designed for our single player game too tedious? Then buy some legendary items with IRL money or maybe our XP cheat!”

Easy! Since I understand everything I can just remain perfect and share my wisdom as I see fit.

Well, it’s nice that you two found a common ground here, wife and husband. It is a bit weird you did so by communicating via Lemmy comments, but’s great if this works for you. ;)

Even if it isn’t altruism, it is a sign and people just freaked out over rainbows on beer cans.

I mean sure, you shouldn’t think a company is your friend, but if they publicly declare support, I wouldn’t attack them neither.

No, no. You see, Recall runs locally. It’s “edge computing”. Which would imply to me that it runs on my router…? Anyway, it’s not the cloud, it’s edge and AI and surely super cyber, too (whatever that means). My point is, I could give you many more buzzwords, so don’t worry. You won’t need Wireshark ever again, just ask the AI if your network is secured. 👍

So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where’s MY COKE!?

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

“Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?”

It’s like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

Wait, I’m trying to keep up here. So FoxNews is not a news network, but Onion satire is just straight facts?

For the love of all, please stop trying to fix this timeline! You’re only making it worse!

Don’t be agitated by the headline.

Here ‘harm’ is meant in a diplomatic way. They put restrictions on the Spanish consulate. It is strong language, but nobody is talking about physical harm (just as Spain hasn’t harmed Israel physically).

From the article:

According to these measures, Israel prohibits the Spanish consulate in Jerusalem from “conducting consular activities or providing consular services to residents of the Palestinian Authority”, although it clarified that the measure does not apply to people with Spanish nationality.

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

Still funny though

If Mexico implodes this summer, this could help the presidential candidate who works towards more CO2 emissions. Ironic.

Bowsette confirmed!

True. Still I think it is not possible to have too much public attention, when it comes to evil corporate stuff. Keep a light on these mf.

Did the film makers advised him to wear a mask and did he actively decide not to?

Otherwise, I tend to blame the film makers still, at least partly.

What an asshole! Come on Lemmy, we’ll find that guy and feed him some of his own medicine!