Then they go suuuuure and wink at you
Then they go suuuuure and wink at you
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post
To be fair, them some real good spice
As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”
I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry
I think it’s the lack of fur. Fur makes them nice and fluffy so we overlook the fact that they’re incredibly dumb.
You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.
I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?
Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.
So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?
Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.
You heard em. Sorry op, you’re gonna die from beef.
Yeah lol. I was an internet troll through and through, and somehow found my way into a pretty diverse group in uni.
I don’t even want to start on the drunk shenanigans we got up to.
In my teens I thought I’d be like the Major or Batou in the cyberpunk future.
Nope, Togusa. CYBER BRAIN BAD
I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free
It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.
That’s why you set your password to something funny so you remember.
My password was a dick joke for the longest time
Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.
Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right