I was a dumb kid, went for the same consistency in the grossest way possible, which was putting spoonfuls in my mouth, spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it in. One day an older friend saw that, horrified. Told me to just stir the ice cream for a while instead and I stopped with the saliva ice cream shenanigans from then on.

You’re secretly asian. We dip all kinds of fruit (usually tart ones) into chili salt. Unripe mangoes and guava are my faves.

Oh ffs. How you managed to decipher that, I don’t know. Thank you!!

Am I the only one here who can’t work out what the second person is saying in that reply? Having a “has anyone really been far even as decided…” moment.

There are videos of people vaping cum, I’m sure those same people would do this.

Goblin moment hahaha. It was rocks when I was a kid, these days it’s glass bottles. “I can’t believe someone would just leave a perfectly good kombucha bottle!” put it in bag with the IPA bottle from yesterday

This whole time I thought anime/hentai girls had unrealistic physiques.

I am pretty sure this meme was made wrong on purpose for algorithm reasons by someone trying to drive more traffic to their page. Nothing like baiting people into correcting you in order to increase engagement.

The palettes ARE the upgrade. Before that I had my mattress directly on the floor.

Which Kardashian is this?

I know it’s a joke but these comments gave me a visceral reaction

BEES?

My bathroom is literally two feet away from my pallet bed and this is how drunkenly decimated my big toe on the corner of one of the splintery pallets.

Woke up with my foot glued to the blood-soaked blanket, and bloody footprints leading to the bathroom from half-consciously trying to rinse off my foot at another point in the night lol. Straight up looked like I’d murdered someone, I had no idea a toe could bleed that much.

Haha BE ANon