https://youtu.be/2_LEfNFMAys?si=g_LxMZBdbz22xEAf

That’s not an empty double barreled shotgun, fired twice in the air from his doorstep to frighten away any would-be intruders

Man I didn’t know Saab made a V8 corolla, I’ve only ever seen the diesel inline 6

I deed nawt hit her, I deed nawht!

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Apparently “So I can show my friends” is the wrong answer. As a bonus, you may receive violence instead

How many Republicans do you know? Pretty broad brush you’re painting with. I find that Democrats are more than generous… with other people’s money.

Can we PlEASE stop pretending these political “memes” are anything other than pro left propaganda? I get that the majority of Lemmy is packed with left leaning, if not hardcore far-leftists, but sometimes someone who just wants liberty might want to chuckle at something, and comrade Earnhardt isn’t funny.

Now I’ll just sit back and watch the hate pour in.

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At least show us the neofetch

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Please tell me Hannah Montana Linux is based on arch…

Made me laugh more than my post did

#1 1st app installed is neofetch and some sort of screen capture software

Fuck, I always thought this was a myth, but I guess not… from my extensive three minute Google search, turns out it’s 100% real

If you and taken the time to read - believe me, I understand time is valuable and arguing with people on the internet is a waste of it - you’ll see that I mainly agree that “Rollin Coal” and dick-envy sized trucks are fucking dumb. But when I see someone whining “what about the children!!” I can’t help but state that maybe some parental responsibility could avert the majority of the children getting smooshed by any vehicle, from an 18 wheeler all the way down to a smart car.

By all means, point out where I said that. What I did say is, if you’re going to have a kid, do the work. Get out there with them, and be a PARENT. Don’t sit on your phone while they’re bouncing a ball that could go into a busy right of way. I must be an evil monster for wanting parents to supervise their kids. I’m sure a whole lot of other bad things besides getting hit by whatever vehicle you deem to be the bane of humanity that might not happen if you’re actually attentive.

So parents shouldn’t be held accountable for their crotch spawn running amok in a right of way? What’s YOUR solution? Funny how (at least in the US) you need to take a test and be licensed to drive, but any two dipshits can somehow find a way to literally not take any one of several available, some even taxpayer funded, precautions, or, irresponsibly have the kid with the plethora of options available, squirt out another human being, no test or license required. If you can’t be bothered to take care of a kid, then don’t fucking have one. This includes being present when they’re outside playing when there’s the chance of them being hurt. /rant

I know I’m going to catch some heat for this, but… Maybe you should be out watching and paying attention to your kids and keeping them out of the fucking street??? I mean, fuck dickheads who need to advertise their small dick by driving these abominations, but whether they’re squished by a Ford F650 duallie with a 84" lift or my little compact sedan, they’re gonna have a bad day

Literally fucking happening to me now. Fuck my company for pushing updates on Friday

Uh, ever heard of commercial and residential zoning? You can have a Bodega down the street and a big box store 5 miles away. Both can coexist in the same city. Unless you’re talking in absolutes, which seems like pretty poor city planning. Not sure where you’re from, but in the US such things exist.

Loving the insults too, BTW. Keep them coming!

This cracked me the fuck up, thanks for that!