If a bunch of security experts came out in the wake of the feature’s announcement talking about how much of a disaster it is, I hope they would.

China’s puts about as much effort into developing their own shovel head manufacturing capability as we do fearmongering about a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, which is why they’re rapidly closing the shovel head manufacturing gap.

Well, the employees who were hired to service the bubble and get laid off will eat massive shit, I’m sure NVIDIA and its executives will be fine.

Yeah I haven’t had harmful application on my computer in over a decade. I feel like you really have to go out of your way to get one these days (not including spyware that you download intentionally, like Windows 11).

I lived with a buddy who had an electric kettle and it was a lot faster than the microwave or stove. 10/10 would use again except I moved into a new house and yeah it was convenient but not so convenient that I would buy one for myself.

If Twitter introduced blackjack it would be the worst blackjack game ever - automatic shufflers, 1:1 BJ pays, no DAS, no RSA, no surrender, $1 ante per hand, and $50 minimum bet.

Dicks in the posts, pussies in the bio.

Perhaps if the US was less shit, the people living here wouldn’t feel so compelled to shit on it.

ticketmaster

lmao get fu-

oh it’s a parody, that’s too bad.

Do you want mutant shark people? Because this is how you get mutant shark people.

casino

lmao get fucked

IIRC Valve issues shares to its employees, but the details aren’t public. There are a bunch of different corporate ownership schemes out there that it could potentially be.