DDR2 was best DDR: https://acube-systems.biz/index.php?page=hardware&pid=756

Let me know when you’re ready to apologize and give these geniuses ALL YOUR MONEY.

PowerPC LIVES! https://wiki.amiga.org/index.php/X5000

Google doesn’t control the Linux kernel.

Yay, yet more disgusting Frankenstein science. Just what we need.

AmigaOS 1.3 or bust.

I will die on this hill.

Appreciates tight code

Runs Windows 11

Pick a lane, son.

The laptop won’t be 13.3 inches either.

The screen is measured diagonally.

The screen width won’t be 13 inches.

Buy Nvidia shares. they’re making the shovels…

Confusing thing #1 was actually a smart move.

Reform party, who has been a bunch of useful idiots and have been diluting the Tory vote significantly have not got enough members in place to stand in every location as this will be their first general election and they are a new party.

The SNP has only just picked a new leader after the previous one stepped down and they have fallen out of favour in recent times.

Labour (main competition) was not expecting anything until November time as the running theory is that the Tories would wait for a bit to see if something would “come up” and rescue their awful polling (as per your suggestion). So even they were caught off guard and now have to scramble to organise everything. This shit isn’t easy, even for established parties.

Hell, even the Tories were caught off guard by their leader doing this.

Sunak has played an interesting card here. I doubt it will make any difference but at least he is being somewhat clever with the surprise timing of this.

My counter offer would be: fuck right off. Don’t care what you think you can do sanction or punish me.

Welcome to the Internet. You must be new here.

Imagine that… But it going so far that you actually lose the ability to laugh and instead use “lol”

Yeah. It was that.

She said “lol”

Like actually said “lol”. As if it was a word.

Didn’t laugh. Like, she replaced her laughing with this, saying “lol” when she found something funny.

No, that was his wife.

Too soon.

After a three-year battle, the Collective Action on Land Lines (CALL) campaign will this month finally take national broadband ISP and phone provider BT to trial as part of a £600m £1.3bn class-action lawsuit, which alleges that the UK telecoms giant overcharged 2.3 million of its landline-only phone customers between 2015 and 2018.

Article fails to mention that 2.5 years of this were spent coming up with that “CALL” campaign name.

HOLLY: Oh, I forgot, I haven’t told you the news.

RIMMER: What news?

HOLLY: A signal. We’re getting a signal. It’s probably nothing but I just thought I’d mention it.

RIMMER: (Snaps his fingers) Aliens!

LISTER: Oh god, aliens? Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn’t it? You lose your keys – it’s aliens. A picture falls off the wall – it’s aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day – you thought that was aliens as well.

RIMMER: Well we didn’t use it all, Lister. Who did?

LISTER: Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?

RIMMER: Just ‘cause they’re aliens doesn’t mean to say the don’t have to visit the little boys’ room. Only they probably do something weird and alienesque like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.

LISTER: Well I wouldn’t like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.

Seems those welds are something we aren’t sure how they did it.

ALIENS!!

I am choosing to believe this is the correct response.