My guess is that after he posted the video, a pretty (I dunno by what exact standards, but she does look good in my opinion) girl contacted him:

• You’re not ugly
• Shall we then proceed to copulation, miss?
• We shall indeed.

The left half of the picture - no idea, but it looks like some movie reference related to overcoming shit and shit

Except when the stuff is in, you have free hands to close doors and hatches

Is it normal to close an article when given two options: consent to sharing your data with 99999 companies or “choose options” and manually disable 999 subsets of said companies?
I did that once just bein curious of when the list ends, but I’m not repeating that

And I even forgot to mention that you should have been in a cage. A big one, not the chastity one.

Yes, I also imagined naked, crazy person writing this comment, giggling and salivating on the floor

Yes, “Dear” should be either something you send part-jokingly to your actually close colleague, or a sarcastic one, when someone seriously fucked up and you send them a message explaining that.

I’m 1(one) decade beyond, and I’m super short and direct with a hint of familiarity. It also works, because it feels humble. It is humble, because you can’t hide any second meaning behind “I do this, you do that, okay?”

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Unionized!

Why write here if you can teach people offline? Go preach!

Uuuge
Like 1,5 giraffes probably

And she appeared on a political scene right before the elections, so she might be just a “spoiler” candidate, who was planned to participate, but they changed their minds

Kids have such a great imagination: I watch the thing as a kid, and I remembered it looked awesome, with crazy vfx and such. How disappointed I was when I found it on YouTube years later!

I could say I’m more pro-Israel, as the fight is with Hamas, not the people of Palestine (Israeli army are really trigger-happy, and they kill civilians without a reason though). But you’re painting Gaza sector as Costa del Sol: beaches, dollars, cocktails. Are you alright?

Swiss guys, sitting on piles of cash and cocaine: “man, I don’t get it: everyone has cocaine, lambos and other stuff, what the fuss is about? Let’s just legalize all the shit, everyone has it anyway!”

What?

“Gentle horn” sounds like a 80s romantic pop song.

This is the phone I had as my own and sold to my customers. It came out a year before iPhone among many others. It was a mature product. It was quite shitty in terms of performance, but it had all connectivity and gps stuff, and many apps to work with it all.
Windows’ shitty interface could be improved by cool touch-oriented interfaces (Spb Mobile Shell being one of them), there were 3rd party keyboard apps as well. https://m.gsmarena.com/htc_p3600-1694.php

Nope, there was a lot of Windows Mobile smartphones before iPhones and Androud devices. WiFi, Bluetooth, GPS, phone, thousands of apps, “full browser” (I don’t know what a commenter meant by that, but I could use internet normally)
When iPhone appeared, it was sooo limited. A couple of my regular customers (I was selling qtek/htc smartphones) bought them, but then came back to me: “uhhh, this thing doesn’t allow attachments in emails”, “uhhh, do you have normal maps app for that? can’t drive with that”

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