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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Big city that is close to wilderness. Like, a 1 hour drive to leave the city and be in a forest.

    I like having my big selection of restaurants, entertainment venues, large hospitals with lots of doctors and specialists, massage therapists/physiotherapists, high speed internet/phone, oddball clubs and sports, and Costco.

    I also want to get away from it all easily for a day or two at a time.

    I don’t want a huge lawn or massive house, that’s just extra chores. I’d rather just live in a condo, higher up with a nice view, but it has to be near a park. Let someone else mow the damn lawn. And I like being within walking distance of groceries, movie theaters, and restaurants.












  • HP actually has a brilliant business strategy.

    1. First get a huge customer base via cheap ass product

    2. Remove the customers who care about quality

    3. Remove the customers who care about reliability

    4. Remove the customers who care about price

    5. Remove the customers who pay attention to their monthly bills

    voila, you have like 3 people left who you can charge infinite money for a lump of shit. Infinite profit margins