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The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.

I hope they didn’t, and that surprise is still yet to come

‘Twere Baphomet healed Trump

A portion of that is on all of us.

Vote! But first, make sure that you’re registered to vote for your current address, Republicans are notorious for throwing people off voter rolls. It’s especially important if you’ve moved recently, or graduated from college and changed states. Look into if your state offers early voting, or a mail-in ballot, both of which you may be able to do weeks ahead of time.

Once you’re set, like with Oxygen masks, check on others. Especially people in swing states, and those who are infrequent voters. You don’t need to tell them who to vote for, just to vote.

How satisfying is it that the race is no longer the media constantly haranguing that “old man too old”, and now Kamala can just stand back and point and say “that’s odd”?

I’m so relieved that this election is finally able to pivot and be about how uniquely unqualified Trump is, and how very fucking weird he and Vance are. If you’re looking for the side that’s not aligned with American values, it’s the felon and his eyeliner-clad sidekick.

It ignited Wednesday when authorities said a man pushed a burning car into a gully in Chico and then calmly blended in with others fleeing the scene

It’s evil human deeds compounding atop short-sighted human actions

We need some British attendees to bring milkshaking to the global stage. If ever someone deserved it

I’ve seen enough Superman stories to recognize a Lex Luthor type when I see one. I could absolutely see him, or Bezos, running for President or Governor someday.

When this fucker’s day finally comes, I have a hunch that people will start releasing the old Apprentice tapes.

Just following in Trump’s footsteps, with Melanie taking a job that no American was willing to do.

Vance really is the Diet Mountain Dew to Trump’s original, piss-colored drink.

Trump seems to be on a speedrun of saying all the wrong things this election cycle. I wonder if he’d openly endorse Maduro refusing to leave power

How dare you!! We have enough nuclear weapons to glass both hemispheres.

Democrats hope they’re now seeing some of that untapped potential activated. DA said registrations to vote outside the US via the Federal Post Card Application have quintupled in the first three days of this week, rising to more than 3,000, compared with the same period last week. This process registers voters of either party, but DA said the number of its new members also tripled from Monday to Wednesday.

If you’re an American living abroad, your vote still counts! Make sure to apply for a FPCA.

One of the few things that he understands is to accuse other people of exactly what he’s being accused of. If Trump gets called a threat to democracy, he’s going to accuse Biden of being “the real threat to democracy”.

It’s from Steve Bannon’s playbook called “cover the field in shit”, and it stops low-informed voters from easily determining what’s going on, as it plays into a prevailing narrative that all politicians lie. It’s brilliant, it’s wicked, and it’s quickly pushing us towards fascism.

The state’s Republican governor, Jeff Landry, signed into law last month a bill that requires all classrooms, in K-12 public schools and colleges, to have Ten Commandments posters with “large, easily readable font”.

Given that Louisiana is 47th in the country for education, it’d be laughable if it weren’t so sad that the governor’s only reading-based concerns are “can they read the Bible laws?”

Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

Did they merge Belarus and Ukraine on this map? Also Poland’s out here trying to be American.

If Reform voters could read, they’d be very upset

Mf gentrified a black church in real time

As someone that loves going into an office, I wish they let people who didn’t stay at home.

I miss the aspect of the pandemic where people were freer to stay home if they chose, and the roads were so much emptier. It’s better for people to work how they’d like to, it’s better for me trying not to spend an hour commuting, and it’s better for the Earth to have fewer people burning carbon twice a day.