You see, there is exactly one person working for newspapers who is in charge of writing articles.

Whenever they write something criticizing something I am obsessed with, it’s the only article posted on a given day and meant to distract the sheeple from some other horrific thing going on at the same time. That’s not whataboutism, it’s different because I’m doing it.

No, it’s serious. I’ve been smashing my Nintendos ever since they’ve gone woke. Go woke, go BROKE after all.

Having to repurchase my consoles all the time gets really expensive after a while though

Do Italian professors know their students’ names? Over here, two countries to the North, no professor knows anything about their students.

Placebos work even when you knows it’s a placebo though. Pointing out something is a placebo is important because many are at best overpriced scams (homeopathy) and at worst actively harmful (chiropracty). The culture behind many placebos is also rife with pseudoscience and advocates against seeking out genuine care, so you should ensure nobody gets invested into placebos past a certain point.

One can make an informed decision regarding taking placebos if and only if one knows it’s a placebo, else one will be scammed and/or harmed.

Besides, what would a union even be for? Since the company is owned by the workers (because it is owned by the state) any union action would just harm the workers themselves! We don’t want to encourage economic self-harm, do we?

Yeah sure, Trump will surely be controlled

Just like Franz von Papen ensured Hitler could be easily controlled once Hitler was in a position of power:

“In two months, we will have pushed Hitler so far into a corner, he squeaks!”

• January, 1933

And if everyone stopped consuming, capitalism would be no more.

Such a great solution, why hasn’t anyone come up with it prior?

Same applies to Hamas. Why would they want peace when the leadership can live in luxury and remain in permanent control? If it means forcing every Palestinian to be a martyr, that’s just the price they’re willing to pay.

Hamas and Netanyahu’s government very much have a mutually beneficial relationship.

Yes, if you slam your doors every day at 3am you will be fined. Is there anything wrong with that?

In Germany:

When using vehicles, unnecessary noise and avoidable exhaust pollution are prohibited. In particular, it is prohibited to run vehicle engines unnecessarily and to close vehicle doors excessively loudly. Unnecessary driving to and fro within built-up areas is prohibited if it causes a nuisance to others.

§30 (1), StVO

That’s a vassal state, not a colony. Under colonial rule, there is no ‘real’ government and there are strong economic ties between colonizer and colonized.

Average American be like

The only aspect which should be taken into consideration is noise ordinance laws, honestly. If the venue exceeds them, they’re clearly at fault.

The barbarity of the US prison system is a feature, not a bug. Americans really seem to love exorbitant punishments, awfully similar to medieval Europe. Perhaps in a few centuries your culture will reach modern human rights standards.

Germany implemented this law in a way which allows stores to post the recommended retail price instead.

It’s a fucking shitshow, the RRP is always set way too high and there are “30% sales” all the time now.

smh, you didn’t even use lowerCamelCase

Hm, maybe you happen to be shortsighted. Don’t worry, Markdown can help with that:

WAS LEND LEASE IMMORAL BECAUSE IT WAS AID AND ANY AID “PROLONGED” WW2?

I recommend glasses though

Sure, it would’ve just killed a few more million soldiers and civilians at minimum, who cares about lives anyways.

Nobody needs

over 400,000 jeeps and trucks; 12,000 armored vehicles (including 7,000 tanks, about 1,386[56] of which were M3 Lees and 4,102 M4 Shermans);[57] 11,400 aircraft (of which 4,719 were Bell P-39 Airacobras, 3,414 were Douglas A-20 Havocs and 2,397 were Bell P-63 Kingcobras)[58] and 1.75 million tons of food.[59]

in a war.

Also you failed to address the point: Was lend lease immoral because it “prolonged” the war?

In WW2 the US shouldn’t have sent any aid to the Soviets because this just lengthened the war, they should’ve pushed both sides towards a peace treaty

But why, I don’t think any artist has ever thought:

“Creating elevator music is so fulfilling! I would never take a different job and express myself in unique and creative ways, bland repeating background noise music is my passion!”