You’re going to have to explain this convoluted logic to your grandchildren when they ask you why you voted for genocide.

I don’t even understand how this would be illegal. How is copyright being violated here? You aren’t supposed to be able to file a frivolous DMCA.

Copying Nintendo games isn’t only ethical; it’s a moral obligation.

A couple of times I’ve had it autocorrect to complete gibberish. Go home, GBoard, you’re drunk.

Really? There aren’t updates with new features that you look forward to? Ever?

Garuda. It’s an Arch derivative that creates a snapshot of your system every time you update. That way, if the update breaks something, you can just roll your system back to the last working snapshot.

Who does number 2 work for?!?

“The legendary Flappy Bird is back and will fly higher than ever on Solana as it soars into Web 3.0 … Flappy Bird will now be the world’s first open-source, community owned web2 and web3 game … Build, create, play and stake to own,” the landing text reads.

It’s…Flappy…Bird. WTF are they on about?! The game is already one step below Pac-Man. This is like trying to monetize Pong.

Just that they think that using house rules everyone agrees on is a great idea.

I can think of one or two times where house rules were appropriate, and a couple of dozen times where they broke the game. I think that you should only apply a house rule where 1) the game is already broken and 2) you’re reasonably sure that the house rule won’t break it further. It’s good for when an otherwise fun game is ruined by something that the game designers overlooked.

Have 25-minute sprints with short breaks in between. That’s the Pomodoro Technique.

Yeah, it’s a “joke” like him being dictator on day one. Unfortunately for him, everybody saw him be president once already, so we know he isn’t just joking about this stuff.

He’ll be a dictator if he can get away with it. He’ll end democracy if he can get away with it.

If our democracy is so fragile that it can be destroyed by voting for the wrong person, then we have to fix some shit.

Trump has always touted himself as a Christian. It would make zero sense to go back on that now. Especially when you’re talking to a room full of Christians.

She’s winning with policy and character so far.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about pizza.

I love you, Christians! I’m a Christian.

“Hello, fellow Christians! You should vote for me, because I am, like you, a Christian! Praise Jesus!”

Were you asleep the first time he was in office? Read Project 2025. That’s what they plan on doing if he gets elected.

Nobody wants Hillary to run. Not even Hillary.

It was 10 days, but, yeah, not a lot of time, especially for one guy. (That one guy was Brendan Eich, by the way.)

Certain people get angry if you do not refer to it as GNU/Linux.

I’ve never seen this happen. I’ve heard a lot of people complaining about these people, though.

It’s like veganism. I’ve never met a militant vegan, but I’ve heard tons of people complain about them.

I think it’s an effective strategy to avoid taking about real issues.