I am not criticizing them, I’m just out of the loop.

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    1 year ago

    Now I’m imagining a mad scientist with a ray gun that “ostrichizes” people who annoy them.

    Screwed up coffee order? ZAP! The barista gets turned into an ostrich. Annoying, pushy person at the door handing out pamphlets? ZAP! Try saving souls as an ostrich. Have a cart overflowing with groceries in the “Ten Items or Less” line? ZAP! Ostrich.