I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome
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Linux (Linux)
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FOSS or die
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Video content should have been text
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Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie
(…)
5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means ofproductioncomputation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.
I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.
Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.
Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol
Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.
I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit
I said:
WineGums
User banned
Also jail
The fedidrama chef’s kiss
I adore #5. Same with Trump for me
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
- If you get kicked from an instance, upon joining a new instance, make your first post a furious comment on the admins/mods/hivemind of the instance that kicked you, completely forgetting we can all see the modlog.
Can you show it to me for me+Lemmy.ML im legit curious about why they put a pin in me. I have zero pride about me/it despite my recent post concerning same. I’m judt pissed i nvr found out what did it but I’m curious/desirous of finding out and Lemmy can hold my feet to the fire Re:holding myself accountable if its a real reason and not some of the ideological bullcrap they’ve been accused of
Lmao .ml kicking folk out for comical reasons, what else is new?
Because they’re nutters, that’s why
How does one see mod logs?
For Lemmy World that would be https://lemmy.world/modlog
Or check the “modlog” link on the bottom of the page. Or the Modlog link in the sidebar.
Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.
You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.
Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.
Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.
Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.
Which Picard maneuver, though?
The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?
Firefox: yes.
Chrome: no.
Brave: lord no.
LibreWolf > Firefox
can we be the internet community that doesn’t pretend we’re a tight knit group with injokes and ‘right’ opinions?
there’s already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.
Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)
[mutters] Curses
Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.
haha, just kidding 😂
…unless? 😏
I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
It’s definitely softer form the piles of cash they sleep on… Or so I’ve heard
I think ModestProposal aready covers this
We were kidding at some point?
18: Don’t feed the tankies
19: if you didn’t like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you doThere are 4 of those lights. Or is there 5…
Were going to find Geordie a girlfriend if it kills us.
… I count four.
Linux is bloat, I’m training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.
- We’re pirates
Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.
Exactly
Must appreciate good sticks.
Edit: !stick@sh.itjust.works
If you don’t appreciate a good stick are you even alive?
Yess…also wat are sticks
Beans
No poop challenge.
I almost forgot about this
Please, wat IS this lol
The first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in !asklemmy@lemmy.ml from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.
Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.
I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!
Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.
It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.
Surprisingly, JAIL!
Edit: definitely on Lemmy.ML :/
U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?
Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at https://old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.
O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts
Never forget.
Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon
No! What are you doing?! If you write them down, they’re no longer unwritten!
- no fucking swearing
- no paying for content if it can be pirated
- cats are our overlords
Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)
This shouldnt need to be said ahahahaha
This is life
If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.
Also, mandatory GNOME hate.
Gnome is the worst desktop environment, except for all those other DE’s that I’ve tried from time to time.
Mandatory Ubuntu hate as well.
I use Ubuntu btw.
I failed a gentoo stage 2 install 20 years ago.
Gentoo has stages? What’s the end boss like?
Not sure. I didn’t make it far.
The end boss is swallowing your pride and installing Debian.
Installing from a stage 1 tarball back in 2002
I feel its almost like you all shoukld just stop presenting your OS bona fides unless its 1) solicited explicitly + 2) its explicitly relevant to the conversation even if 1) is not fulfilled
But how will people know I use arch btw?
Each community, at some point in time, has to have someone with severe a case of Main Character Syndrome make a post that refers to another post where their feelings got hurt cuz their initial post didn’t get the exact kind of attention they wanted, which then results in a total shit fit in the comments.
I’ve seen it happen numerous times in my short time on Lemmy. Especially on !memes@lemmy.ml.
People need to learn how to just suck it up and move on ffs. I swear it’s the r*dditard mentality leaking in here.
Reddit has this too. Especially on subs with younger audiences… Or really old entitled audiences.