That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…
What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?
An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.
Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.
I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢
Amazon’s such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn’t until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.
Yeah, I ate the Onion at first on this one too.
If she was so hungry then why didn’t she die ?
Freaking fakers.
You have been promoted to Shift Supervisor
That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.
Food was purchased outside of the company store
This I could actually see happening. Or make it such a food desert that it’s unthinkable to even try
I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.
We need human extinction or a new new deal…
I don’t even care which anymore
This isn’t too far from reality, it seems.
Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay… yeah not big surprise… actually it is a big surprise… given that this is just satire
