downhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social to The Right Can't Meme@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agocan I get a amen?midwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1292arrow-down132
arrow-up1260arrow-down1imagecan I get a amen?midwest.socialdownhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social to The Right Can't Meme@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down10·8 months agoNot only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced. So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoAh yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoAh yes, the loophole of Theseus.
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.