nails are in aisle 3, lumber is out back.
Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.
Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.
My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.
Those skeletons are really going to become the backbone of every holiday’s decorations.
Yes please!
Although, the baby Jesus would’ve been better as an infant zombie, IMHO. 🤌🏼
Gotta save the zombie part for easter
Nailed it!
This is so great, we have a house in the neighborhood that got one of those giant skeletons for Halloween several years ago and keeps it up all year while changing the decorations around it. It currently has a Santa hat.