• ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Then you’ll love the song. It’s by the British quartet The Kunts, with Kunt on vocals, Carsehole on lead guitar, Rubber Johnny on bass, and Fucksticks on drums.

      Here’s the lyrics because the subs are shit:

      The Grand old Duke of York
      He said he didn’t sweat
      So why’d he pay 12 million quid
      To a girl he’d never met

      He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
      He’s a sweaty nonce
      You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
      Is a sweaty nonce

      Pizza Express in Woking?
      Mate you gotta be joking
      Pizza Express in Woking?
      Is he having a laugh?

      The Grand old Duke of York
      Young girls he’d like to pork
      So his pedo friend would traffic them
      Then pay them not to talk

      He’s a sweaty nonce (Nonce)
      He’s a sweaty nonce
      You know it’s true that Prince Andrew
      Is a sweaty nonce

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFu8P7teOt8, and you’re welcome.