Bruh the rock is coming regardless. The only question is whether you have room for the stick too
If you don’t have room for the stick inside the house, leave it next to the back door
The rock of course, what kind of stupid question is this.
No thanks, I’ll keep my bones
If there is a body of water nearby then rock, otherwise stick. Getting a perfect skipping rock for the perfect throw is a rare and beautiful thing
I’ll take the stick and use it to make you give me the rock.
You’re going to risk breaking the stick for the rock?
It’s a perfect stick, it cannot break, look at it
I would be sad about leaving either, with full blown buyer’s remorse for the other one. So knowing me, and agreeing with the other commenters about taking only memories, I’d probably opt to leave both and smile that I found them.
Stick, I’m better at swinging than I am at throwing.
Sticks are temporary, but rocks are forever
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Stick. No question. No hesitation. That’s a damn good stick.
The rock of course. Why would you want a stick that has the thin proportions of a sword? A thin, lightweight sword only works because of the sharp blade. A “perfect” stick would be more of a straight pole, or have a heavier end for bludgeoning.
I’ve already got a perfect stick so I’d go with the rock. If I did not have my perfect stick though, rough choice. That’s a damn fine stick
Stick, I love swords
Rock for sure. That thing would make me happy every time I see it for years. The stick is neat but I’m probably just gonna break it by accident.
I already have a pretty perfect rock. But a perfect stick is a rare find. I think I’ll take another rock
Oh no. I distract my wife and take them both?
Is there any other option? There’s no way to just leave one of those behind. It is just unthinkable.
