“Have you come up with a solution yet?”

“Neighh”

In an odd coincidence, the first crew of the Boeing space probe will consist of 10 whistleblowers.

Goldbug

Here’s the thing. If there’s a 1% chance that the task will no longer be necessary by the time it’s due, I can’t afford to risk wasting the time to complete the task. Much better idea to spend that time in stress-paralysis until there is a 100% certainty of the task being necessary.

The rock of course. Why would you want a stick that has the thin proportions of a sword? A thin, lightweight sword only works because of the sharp blade. A “perfect” stick would be more of a straight pole, or have a heavier end for bludgeoning.

This also worked for me:

I stopped using reddit, because it turned to shit.

So it’s Squid Game without the cash prize, got it.

^ Hey look everybody, it’s the “curious” guy from the meme in real life!

Just need to mod out that PSU fan and it’ll be perfect

Busting your ass for your current job will never be better than expending the same amount of energy finding a better job.

Are you content with your current job and getting good pay, good benefits, normal promotions/raises etc. while performing a reasonable workload? Great, keep it up. If you have extra time and energy, focus on self-improvement, family, hobbies, etc.

Are you feeling underpaid, under-appreciated, or generally unhappy with your job? Are you in a position where you can maintain your health and sanity while working harder to improve things? Great, keep working just hard enough not to get fired, and pour all of your extra time and energy into finding a better job. Never give it to your current job.

Loyalty to the company is an outdated idea. Dont let some out-of-touch CEO sell you on that bullshit. The way to improve your situation is to job hop. There’s no shame in it. Expect to do it several times before you really figure out where you want to be.

This is a cute comic, but it would be much, much worse if the director was the type to send change requests directly to the junior associate.

Because it won’t just be font size. It will be some impractical idea that you’ve already ruled out in three weeks ago in meetings with your manager, but now you have to drop everything and waste more time spinning wheels to either attempt the director’s dumb idea, or you have to spend time explaining to him why you’ve already ruled it out, and do so without seeming lazy or insubordinate.

While you’re doing this special task for the director, your workload is piling up and your manager thinks you’re slacking because the director emails you directly and never bothers to CC your supervisor. You can try to diligently CC your supervisor on all replies, and even mention your supervisor in emails (the classic “looping in x”), but rest assured, the director will never use reply-all.

Return Of The Jedi: All their optimism for restoring the republic, Luke restoring the Jedi, Han and Leia starting a family. All made pointless by the crappy sequels.

Not sure, but you can unsubscribe, which I just did after seeing one too many posts about the emerald heir manbaby.

Sinking ship continues to poke holes in the hull. Only the weak, infirm rats remain. Other ships watch with morbid curiosity.

“election”

I disagree with your conjecture.

Indeed, matter is finite. However, you are making the assumption that eating shrimp destroys the matter. In fact, eating the shrimp simply returns the matter to the ecosystem, where it will eventually contribute to more shrimp.

Unless you can prove the eventual heat death of the universe, which Red Lobster™ is prepared to fight in court.

Signed, Red Lobster Legal Division

P.S.: If you even think about trying to make Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ using one of those online recipes, we will pursue legal action. We make Nintendo look like Linus Torvalds.

Does this look like a man who’s had all he could eat?

QC issues aside, the design is pure ass