White Castle has its own take on fast food hamburgers. For starters, the patties are square, with five holes in each patty. And they’re small, too –- two-and-a-half inch sliders. Just big enough to fit into the palm of your hand. And since they’re steamed on a bed of onions, everything is infused with this
Excellent listen throughout, but you can skip to 17:30 for competition with McDonalds.
Yeah but white castle tastes like a jock strap that seven NFL players used for a season each without washing.
Why do you know what that tastes like?
McDonald’s tastes like compressed napkins. They didn’t always taste that way, but they sure do now.
Toss me that jock strap, then, I’m about to get to lickin