reminds me of that one time I used bengay on my hamstrings… oh boy
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Dr Bronner’s Peppermint Gang rise up
Peppermint butthole forever
I mean, it’s not THAT bad (admittedly, coming from sb who managed to get a burn from literally everything that goes remotely hot in their possession, from placing a hand on a steam cooker to touching dead ICs).
“If left in place for too long, it can produce first-degree burns to the skin.” Oof, beats menthol body wash that’s for sure!
Just wait til your scrotum starts flaking off
you fell into a mentholated butthole?
I fell into a burning ring of fire. I wiped down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns - the ring of fire. The ring of fire.
The text is even funnier because this guy looks like a Dollar Tree Elijah Wood.
He’s a comedian (Chris Fleming), he has some funny stuff.