I’ve seen more pictures of Trump with Jeffery Epstein than I have with his youngest son
We all know Barron is much too busy being the best at the cyber. He needs his space.
So who finally showed up? The honor goes to son Eric Trump, who on Tuesday, became the first Trump family member to physically appear with the former president in the historic hush-money trial.
Trump 's internal dialogue:
Mmmmm cheeseburger. Ketchup… Wishing I could use some of that right now. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. I’m using my own ketchup. I’m not using Eric’s. What is he doing here? I’m not using his ketchup. I don’t care. I’ll throw it at a wall, I’ll show you that in a second. And by the way, I’m not even saying that in a braggadocios … that’s the kind of thinking you need for this country.
Trump to his lawyers:
Who’s that?
(Points to Eric)