I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.
Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.
Almost.
Edit: wat. I apparently misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston” somehow.
Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland
Maryland, probably.
(Rest of the world)
I’m in Texas. You can visit me.
Go home, Texas, you’re drunk.
I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.