Why wouldn’t you want to go to heaven. You’ll get to hang out with these guys.
So I can steal their hats :p
Corrected headline: Three crazy guys say stupid shit that no one should pay attention to
People saying stupid shit is my kink.
Found the guy from the video comments! Thank you for your service.
Does walking around with a constant boner/puddle/etc get awkward ever?
I can only speak for myself but my boner puddle is barely an inconvenience.
I tuck it into my waist band and wear a flannel tied around my waist to hide my boner puddle.
Dirk Diggler over here can reach his waistband.
Here’s some stupid shit: water can’t be wet. Kink on that!
The water molecules next to other molecules of water are drenched but some water molecules like on the edges of wet surfaces are not surrounded by other water and must be less wet than other water.
Water is variably wet depending on its situation and location.
It’s amazing how well the outrage trick works, considering the billions of times it has been played.
I could see Republican congressmen saying the same thing. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
I cOuLd SeE rEpUbLiCaNs
This is some elementary-school level shenanigans
Fun fact they all dropped out of the elementary school.
they are stuck in a time loop where they have to repeat elementary school levels over and over again
Well now I have masturbated over them too, what are you gonna do about THAT?
I feel like “masturbate to” is the way to say it. But I’m not an expert.
Yeah not my mother tongue, definitely sounds better
Masturbating over someone makes me think of the last few minutes of a lot of porn where the man/woman is down on their knees waiting for the money shot.
Honestly, a pretty funny mental imagine with these 3 involved.
Haha I see it, doing my part to send them to hell too, I’m going there anyway
(that is the joke)
Masturbate over you!
Honestly masturbating to them was the longest most uncomfortable session of my life but the most worth it
(I’m not agreeing with them.)
sigh fine… unzips pants
What if this is some Briar Rabbit esque trickery and that was their fetish all along
