jeffw@lemmy.worldcakeM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agoIdaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menwww.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down110
arrow-up139arrow-down1external-linkIdaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight menwww.lgbtqnation.comjeffw@lemmy.worldcakeM to News@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down3·1 month agoTwo men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.” Bartender: “Here are your free beers.” Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration” The two men proceed to make out.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·edit-21 month agoI’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
minus-squaresparkle@lemm.eelinkfedilinkCymraegarrow-up4·edit-21 month agoPlease never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole
minus-squarexc2215x@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 month agoWould be utterly hilarious.
Two men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.”
Bartender: “Here are your free beers.”
Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration”
The two men proceed to make out.
I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole
Would be utterly hilarious.