Real answer:
- Open a can of tuna and mix it in
- Salad. Yes, I know. Yes it tastes great.
What the fuck
Just try it
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Corn dogs for sure. Fuckin’ love me some corn dogs with ketchup.
Mustard is the classier option
Who is raising their pinky finger while they are eating corn dogs?
hashbrowns
That’s just shredded fries!
Sometimes! I make mine with onions, peppers, and carrots. My favorite diner doesn’t shred them, just slices them thin. Some places bake them instead of frying them, too. There’s a hashbrown for every occasion, they’re not just tinier french fries.
Also, okay, I know it’s relatively rare to french your fries these days, but it’s even more unheard of to french a hashbrown. (I’d totally eat a frenched hashbrown, though.)
Hmmm, I assume the usual hamburger/hotdog isn’t what you’re looking for.
I think the least common thing I put ketchup on is kraft mac n cheese. Don’t do it every time, but every now and then, when I’m having the standard, package only mac n cheese, I’ll put a dab on there.
Can’t use much, or it sucks. But the kind of amount you might drop as you’re taking a bite of something else, that works great. That’s how I found out I liked it, back as a kid.
I will put ketchup on mac & cheese, of any kind, no matter how old your grandmother’s recipe is. did it right in front of my Italian potential mother-in-law too, there are certain things that have to be established early in the relationship.
Have you tried salsa? That’s my favorite thing to put on any mac & cheese.