Now we just need someone to leak his medical records

And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bus

Mustard is the classier option

Meanwhile, on the streets of Caracas, a mix of anger, tears and loud pot banging greeted the announcement of results by the Maduro-controlled National Electoral Council.

Hundreds of dollars? That must be nice. If I have to be Medivaced to a hospital I’m looking at a charge of around $10k. I’ve often purchased separate insurance from the 2 companies that provide that service in my state (Alaska) when I know I’ll be doing risky things in remote areas.

That’s right, I have to buy 2 separate policies, because I won’t get to choose which one picks me up, as it’s a matter of who’s available and even if I had a choice between them, I could be incapacitated so couldn’t make my wishes known.

Fortunately the insurance is around $150/year for each, so not crazy expensive, but still not what I’d like to be spending that money on

I wasn’t going to vote for Genocide Joe

Thanks for letting us know you’d rather have an autocratic despot run this country than Biden

Yeah, but just think of all the clips we can show of Faux News talking heads saying someone in their 80s is too old for President, and do the ol’ switcharoo

Ride a motorcycle. Then if you’re wearing a helmet and gloves it’s not odd

Yeah, but every time someone says your name they’re calling themselves a ho

Weed

Did all the deforestation they’ve done contribute to this problem?

What it sounds like to me, and apparently only me, is that he is saying here he is currently running for his third term since he “won” in 2020. Of course he has made comments before about how he likes how Putin and Xi keep getting to stay in power and wished he could do that, but it would help his cause if he could win the popular vote just once over his lame opponents.

Imagine if Democrats actually nominated someone worth voting for rather than just us voting against Trump. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.

A wild D reference appears…

Megamind is far more rewatchable than Incredibles

You seem to have confused Lemmy for Google is my best guess.

On Reddit I found that I almost never had a thought that someone else didn’t already beat me to in the comments. Here it happens less often because Lemmy is a smaller community, but as you see, it still can happen

NoHo Hank at it again

I think it’s The Breakfast Club

Yes. Because those are the only factors that matter 🙄