OoOOOooooOOOooo our debit machine doesn’t have a tip percentage feature
OoOOoooOOOoo you said goodbye to someone and both have to walk in the same direction still
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo they brought you the wrong order at a restaurant
OooooOoooOoo you made plans and can’t think of a good excuse to cancel
OooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo Everyone is going to go around and say something about themselves…
OooOoooOooO you have to book an appointment over the phone!
OooooOoooOoo the waitress brought you a baked potato instead rad of french fries
The running into the ex one isn’t as scary as running into your ex, whom you hate, because they were an absuvie, gaslighting cunt that you never want to see again. If I still loved them, I would probably want to see them.
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo running into literally anyone from high school
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo being stuck in an unwanted conversation with a talkative stranger or distant relative
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo getting invited to a pyramid scheme party by a close friend
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo hearing an unexpected knock at the door
OoooooOOooooooOoooOoO I can see
deadother people. They’re talking to me.