• June@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      “I stopped going after the super hot girls and then finally met my wife”

      I know it’s not what you mean but it gave me a good chuckle.

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        1 year ago

        Must have made for a great speach at their wedding.

        “Once I stopped banging models and settled for Wife my life has been way better. Sure, the sex with all those hot chicks was great but sometimes I think there’s more to life that sleeping with really, really, ridiculously good looking women. Anyways, here’s to my new wife!”