Texas³
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Redneck here. Lemme check.
“HEY PAUL! INNERNET WANNA KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YER FROM!”
Dude so big he need a 9mm to get his insulin in.
Diabetes ist nicht gut
Every Russian man has had sex with Putin atleast once so, he’s not Russian.
Hol’ up hol’ up. You’re not that special (sigh)
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
Just an average Kiev supporter.
Texas. They’ve always wanted to be a country!
Until the Mexicans kicked their asses LOL.
Reminder that Texas fought that war on account of slavery too.
Don’t insult God like that! h He have standards
History disagrees!
Oh he has standards.
No one over 14.
Well, the Pastor definitely won’t touch him!
What?
Yo it’s your brother?
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Yeah…that’s hilarious. Because there’s only fat and unhealthy people in the US, right? they don’t exist anywhere else, right?
that’s sarcasm
Oh! I almost forgot! Skinny doesn’t always mean healthy and fat doesn’t always mean unhealthy. There’s more to it than that. But of course, morbidly obese is unhealthy. Before you freak out. Let’s pay attention to what I actually said, shall we?
