This should be flagged NSFW.
Not Safe For Women
Ngl I wasn’t gonna get freaky on a dirty carpet or dirty counters…
What the f is a fresh vacuum line? Some weird sex thing?
It’s like the lines that the lawn mower leaves on the grass, but they’re left on the carpet by the vacuum cleaner. You should try getting laid more.
I don’t own a vacuum or a lawn mower because I don’t have carpets or a lawn.
Also what does asking a question about an unknown term have to do with getting laid?
Was just a tongue-in-cheek joke in the theme of the post. The theme being that doing chores around the house, such as vacuuming and washing the dishes, is a turn on and will get you laid. No actual insult intended.
that’s the joke, man. that’s the joke!
Said the dude who never operated a vacuum on a carpet. Its kool though you’ll see its actually satisfying.
My house is tiled so yes.
I once read about a study, which genuinely found the sex drive of women lowered, if they need to care for their partner like a small child.
Their theory was that the relationship transitions from romantic love to maternal love, and mothers just don’t tend to find their children sexy…
