Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
99
Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.
Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.
A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
Syberia
You kill and torture people with a blunt stick and blame it all on Ranrok.
Oh, and apparently painless, instant kills are much less moral than turning people into explosive barrels and hurling them at your enemies.
Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let’s go explo-YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
YOU DIED
Elden Ring right?
I’m a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.
Octodad?
Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.
I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.
The post is supposed to be about a game, not your life story.
Look, sometimes, they’re hard to tell apart.
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It’s Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.