God isn’t real
Buy Bitcoin ASAP and have a prepping plan
Your family doesn’t care for you
Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!
- you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
- drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
- convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
- buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
- learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
- move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
- BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.
Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.
Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.
You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.
You will find love.
ACAB
Your life isn’t going to be “normal” and it’s not your fault. You are going to be different and it’s not because you are better or worse. just different. Just do your best and that’s all anyone can want from you.
Eh forget about that man. Despite sharing his name, he’s not even your real biological father. Family is about more than genetics.
It gets better. Seriously. You will find your people and be happy. It’s just gonna take about seven or eight more years. I promise, life is worth living and you’re gonna do great.
You have ADHD
Admitting you are wrong is the first step towards being less wrong
You are not that smart, you are just a guy with glasses that can’t fight and makes sentences that are way too long
Be sure to be doubtful
You’re gonna end up almost dying at around… 16 yrs? Do not go through that target training course.
Oh, and you’re Ace & Genderfluid, have fun!
even with 100+% broker costs, put EVERY dime you don’t need in Apple stock
Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don’t start with C++ for the love of god lmao
Your dad is a piece of shit. Find a mentor before your too old and you have to figure it all out by yourself.
no
“You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”
