Harry fucking potter. What an absolute bag of sand.

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And why do you think non voting makes a difference in your favor? There is no progressive party. There is a conservative party and a REGRESSIVE party. You think hitting the gas pedal on reverse is going to help the situation? You’re being a clown. You deserve what you’re voting for.

No they’re voting Republican.

Making a point is what the primary is for.

So you’re voting Republican.

🤡

Men-ingless 🧐

If you want to get really nefarious and don’t mind getting a little legally sketchy, bug spray normally kills grass in the areas that it’s sprayed in. If you happen to draw rude things in someone’s front lawn there’s no way to stop it from showing aside from spraying more, or just waiting for it to grow out

Catnip.

Buy a bunch of catnip (it’s not expensive on eBay) and sprinkle that shit all over their yard. Get it in the flower beds, get it in the ditches, get it everywhere. It’s a mint and it grows like a weed. Next thing you know the neighbors front lawn will be littered in cats and there will be no way to get rid of them.

Added bonus is you’ll have cats you can pet, and very little pests in your neighborhood.

I’m frustrated at myself for laughing as hard as I did

Is 8 really not relevant? Considering our 45th president?

Lol imagine being Catholic and having to wait as these old fucks debate to figure out if Jesus loves you or not

Pull the trigger

Dollar tree is looking expensive these days

If I could guarantee I’d live, I think I legit agree.

The sun of god

I’m so sorry Jon

I just ask for extra hot with a spice rack for adjustments

Kill now